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Monday, October 26, 2009

Why Did My Bank Refuse To Give Me A $2000 Signature Loan?

It Was Great When I Called Them Back A Month Later And Asked The Branch Manager If I Could Deposit My $27.3 Million Lottery Winnings Check, And Then Took It To Another Bank.



I Haven't Laughed That Hard In Years.



Why Did My Bank Refuse To Give Me A $2000 Signature Loan?

Sure you did! To answer your question: Do you have beady or shifty eyes? Were you wearing a ski mask and a beanie? Maybe you just have bad penmanship!



Why Did My Bank Refuse To Give Me A $2000 Signature Loan?

The bank has the discretion to refuse a loan and just like you, a lottery check could be deposited in another bank.

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