Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

i cant ask my parents coz they r dead and i dont work

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

I think you'll have to rob the bank - can't think of any other way.

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

Rob a church instead.

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

Go to your bank or look online or even go to a money shop like the money shop or cash generator they will either buy stuff off u or give u quick cash

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

pretty much anywhere up to and including supermarkets these days, depends what you want it for, how much and the interest rate

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

Don't as in won't, no ?

Al Capone's actual quote may help (*):

%26quot;You can get more with a kind word and a gun, than you can with just a kind word%26quot;

(*) Help out with three squares and a bunk for a piece at least.

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

No income.....no loan. It's as simple as that.

How did you plan to pay it back?

If you do rob a bank, don't expect to get much. You're better off to defraud the bank. More money and less jail time. But don't forget to report this income to the IRS or you'll be doing time for Tax Evasion.

Yes proceeds of crime is considered income for tax purposes.

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

How will you pay it back if you don't work?

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

First rob the bank. Then deposit the money in another bank. Be sure to steal a lot so you earn a lot of interest. The withdraw the stolen cash, un-rob the bank so you can clear your conscience. Take 10% of the interest and give to a charity, for ummm.. karmic realignment, or something like that. Then you are home free!

Or just get a job.

Other than robbing a bank where can i get a loan from?

It really depends what you want the loan for. If it's for an accommodation deposit the housing department will point you in the right direction for instance. Money can be deducted from benefits to pay off some debts I understand. I am sorry to hear of your problem but borrowing money is not the answer unless its for a shelter over your head. If it's for some other very genuine reason talk to Citizens Advice Bureau.